In case you haven’t heard, my Minnesota Vikings are 0-3 the start of the 2020/2021 season. While we’ve done this in the past, there’s no real reason for us to be this terrible (Even the Detroit Lions are 1-2). I have long since called for the termination of Head Coach Mike Zimmer and Quarterback, Kirk Cousins, but after doing some super sluth work, I may have found the reason why we’re looking so terrible:
Sports model Katarina Elizabeth Miketin (38) is dating Head Coach Mike Zimmer (64) and have been for some time now. Could it be Zim is spending his time and energy trying to keep up with someone almost half his age? I don’t know, but one thing I do know; it’s time for Mike Zimmer and Kirk Cousins to get the boot from Minnesota! Both have proven to be huge failures in a team that has more often than not, held on to losers for far too long.
Am I saying Miketin is the reason for our crappy season? Not exactly, but surely now that she is back on Instagram and getting comments and attention from people, that will for sure get Zimmer’s attention and keep him curious. On a below average coach, he needs all his focus in the right areas; winning football games!
